- [trouvé sur Internet] It’s amazing how the sentence “don’t believe everything you read on the Internet” is the same backwards as it is forwards.
- I spend 500 % of my life exaggerating.
- I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.
- [sms irlandais] Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads. If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this message again…
- Religion is like a penis. It’s okay to have one. It’s ok to be proud of it. However : do not pull it out in public, do not push it on children, do not write laws with it and do not think with it.
- There are 3 kinds of people in this world : those who are good at math and those who aren’t.
- Childhood is like being drunk : everyone remembers what you did, except you…
- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
- Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
- Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still gonna do dumb shit, only slower.
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Enjoy more…
- GAG : Vivre ensemble…
- J’ai honte
- GAG : As the hurricane said…
- GAG : citations françaises
- GAG : encore une dernière avant de partir…
- GAG : ne pas confondre…
- GAG : How to incorporate the arms in Irish dancing
- GAG : cuisiner vegan, tu dois
- CLIN D’OEIL : les Muses de la non-inspiration
- GAG : poupée russe
- VAN DAMME : textes